Now I just knew when I scrolled down I was gonna see a fan attached to the handle.
Maybe a window unit AC next time???
Wow, I thought big red was already heavy enough with the poop in there! Maybe add some wheels and hydraulics and you can raise and lower the pan.
I sense a photoshopped picture out there just waiting to be posted.
I see you don't take me seriously. Okay, here it goes:
Poop is in a constant state of decomposition, giving off methane gas.
I will install a small ehxhaust system on top of Big Red to catch the gas,
which will power a small generator mounted to the back of the pan.
The more poop that fills the pan, the more power the generator poroduces.
The generator will power a small a/c unit that is inside the handle of B.R.
A small tube duct system will come out the end of the handle, and connect to a tubular duct system made up of aquarium hose.
This duct system will be worn under the clothing, with vents placed at key areas around the body.
(around the neck, under arm pits, down your arms, crotch area and beyond, legs, and feet.)
I think I'll call it D.P.A.C.S. Dog Poop Air Conditioning system.
It was a boring day. I didn't have Poobah to talk to. My mind wandered. Can you tell?